Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Tarte The Miracle of Maracuja Eight Piece Skin Smart Collection Swatches and Review

The Tarte Miracle of Maracuja Skin Smart Collection was a QVC Today's Special Value a couple weeks ago. I've been wanting to try more of Tarte's new items after falling in love with the Smooth Operator Amazonian Clay Illuminating Serum, and this was the perfect way to do that since it includes eight full-sized items for nearly the price of one (the Maracuja oil alone is $46, the entire kit cost $60). The set includes:

  • 1.7-fl-oz pure maracuja oil with dropper
  • 0.28-oz Maracuja Creaseless Concealer in Light
  • 0.24-fl oz Lights, Camera, Lashes! Volumizing Mascara in Black
  • 0.20-oz Envoke the Smoke Eye Shadow Quad with four eye shadows in Pink Cloud, Silver Mist, Purple Fog, and Dark Ash
  • 0.19-oz Air Blush Bouncy Blush in Amused, a shimmering poppy
  • 0.12-fl-oz Maracuja Divine Shine Lip Gloss in Peaceful, a nude pink
  • 0.01-oz Cashmere Waterproof Eyeliner in Black
  • Blush Brush


Tarte 100% Pure Cold Pressed Maracuja Oil.

This is pure oil and has a thin and light but slippery texture. It's not as runny as pure mineral oil, not as thick as jojoba. It feels and smells a lot like canola oil to me, actually.


Tarte Maracuja Creaseless Concealer in Light.

This has an extremely thick texture that's nearly impossible to squeeze out of the tube. It must be warmed on the back of the hand in order for it to spread. It's very similar feeling to the IT Cosmetics concealer.


Tarte Lights, Camera, Lashes! Volumizing Mascara in Black.

It's refreshing to use a mascara with a normal, plain, old-fashioned brush since every mascara I'm used to has either a massively huge brush or some spiky rubber monstrosity. I've used this mascara before and liked it; it feels and applies the way I remember it. It's on the dry side but has very good coverage, even application and it doesn't clump my lashes together.


Tarte Beauty & The Box Eyeshadow Quad in Envoke the Smoke (Pink Cloud, Silver Mist, Purple Fog, Dark Ash).

The three dark shades feel very soft, smooth and powdery while the light pink has a hard, chalky texture. The pink also has extremely poor pigmentation; it's basically invisible on me, only leaving behind traces of slightly shimmery, chalky reside. The dark shades have good pigmentation but are very muddy. The purple turns grey when blended. Shades are swatched over a layer of Tarte Smooth Operator Amazonian Clay Eye Base.


Tarte Airblush Maracuja Bouncy Blush in Amused.

This has a very interesting texture. It looks like powder but it's actually a cream. Despite the "bouncy" descriptor in the name, it's not one of those airy, bouncy mousse blushes. It feels light with a lot of glide, a little oily even. The color looks extremely bold in the pan but it actually goes on surprisingly sheer and you really have to build it to get it to show up.


Tarte Maracuja Divine Shine Lip Gloss in Peaceful.

This is a click pen style gloss and you have to click it a lot to get any product to come out. The first use took me over one hundred clicks to get the product into the brush. Once applied, it has a smooth but slightly sticky texture and a very mild mint scent. It lasts for a reasonable amount of time, but it's so sheer that it doesn't provide any color, only shine.


Tarte Cashmere Waterproof Gliding Liner in Black Magic.

This is a pretty standard black liner. Goes on smooth, but not as smooth as it could be. Reminds me a whole heck of a lot of a Stila Smudge Stick, right down to the terrible non-retractable twist up tube. The liner itself is very good but I'm not fond of that style of tube at all.


Tarte Airbrush Finish Bamboo Blush Brush.

Soft, fluffy, not as dense as it looks. Similar in feel to a MAC 187 (soft white tips, firmer black bristles at the base), but it's domed. I've only used this for applying blush twice. It felt nice but it's a little too big for me. I have better luck applying blush or bronzer with a smaller, more precise brush.

And as a surprise, the kit also came with these little extras:

Tarte Brazilliance Skin Rejuvenating Maracuja Self Tanner and Tarte Smooth Operator Amazonian Clay Eye Base.

I don't plan on using the self tanner, so I can't comment on that other than noticing that it's tinted and has a gel texture. I have used the eye base and found it to provide great color correction (it applies as a light beige pink), but it had an unusual texture and didn't grab onto or intensify the shadows like my usual primers do.



Here's a look I did using products from the kit. This was:
Tarte Smooth Operator Amazonian Clay Eye Base
Tarte Pink Cloud on lid and browbone
Tarte Silver Mist on outer third of lid
Tarte Purple Fog in crease and on lower lashline
Tarte Dark Ash to deepen crease color
Tarte Cashmere Waterproof Gliding Liner in Black Magic, smudged
Tarte Lights, Camera, Lashes! Mascara
Tarte Silver Mist on brows.


What I liked:
  • Gorgeous packaging. I love the regal purple and gold tubes and the floral motif on the palette and gloss. Everything in here looks so pretty, even the sample tube of self tanner.
  • The mascara gives me a really full, fringe-like, defined lash look with pretty decent length and volume.
  • The gloss feels nice on the lips and is good for a little shine and a natural look.
  • The stripes of shadow in the palette are wide enough to get a brush into without picking up the color next to it.
  • The darker shadow shades in the palette are pretty nice for doing a smoky eye and the soft black is a nice staple color.
  • The black liner is nice.
  • The brush feels really soft and good, I'll probably end up using it for powder after I wash the blush out of it.
  • The kit is an amazing deal. $60 for eight full sized items, most of which retail for over $20 each.
  • This kit is available as an auto delivery with two more shipments of different products... Of course I signed up.

What I didn't like:

  • I hate the lipgloss click pen. It's even more annoying to use than a Stila Lip Glaze because you have to click it SO MUCH every single time.
  • The gloss is basically colorless on the lips. I wouldn't pay $21 for it by itself, but I like it enough to use the one I have.
  • Why doesn't the eyeliner retract? Maybe it's more sanitary that way? Come on, though. Terrible design.
  • The blush color is pretty awful on me. It's really orangey and ruddy, but not in a way I can pull off. I'm normally a fan of red and orange blushes (MAC Primpin'/Golden Kitty, Nars Exhibit A) but this looks like a rusty bruise on me.
  • The Maracuja oil is a mystery to me. It smells like old fried food. I used it on my skin as a night serum for a few days and all it did was make me break out pretty bad. Seems expensive for me to just use it as cuticle oil.
  • The pink shadow in the palette felt like chalk and had very poor payoff.
  • The concealer creates (or highlights) the appearance wrinkles under my eyes. I never noticed that I had wrinkles under my eyes until I used this, and I don't see them when I'm not using it.
  • The concealer creates a rough texture wherever I've used it on my face, and when I set it with powder, it looks very obvious.
  • The concealer is so thick that it's very hard to get out of the tube, I feel like it's going to explode every time I try to use it.
  • For some reason, my tube of concealer won't sit flat. It always rolls to the left. Huh?
  • The concealer tube also feels like it's half empty, which is odd.
  • The mascara flakes if I touch my eyes too much.
So far there's nothing in here that I really love, but it's not a bad kit overall. I was able to try a lot of things I've been curious about without having to spend a lot. I would like to try different shades of the gloss, liner and shadow for sure. I'd be interested in trying the blush again if there was a better color for my skintone, but I'm more curious about the Amazonian Clay ones everyone has been raving about, so I hope they include one of those in a kit soon. Definitely looking forward to seeing what's in the July auto delivery.

The Tarte Miracle of Maracuja Eight Piece Skin Smart Set is a QVC exclusive.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Color Club Magnetic Force Magnetic Polish Collection Spring/Summer 2012 Swatches and Review

I feel like I'm up to my eyeballs in magnetic polishes lately, but you know what? Still not sick of them. I no longer feel compelled to own every single magnetic polish that exists, but I still get just as excited when I see a brand release a new magnetic collection, and that includes Color Club and their brand new Magnetic Force collection of magnet effect nail polishes. Six shades plus a wave-pattern magnet included with each bottle.

The magnet that comes with the bottle is just like the Nails Inc. magnet. It's a wavy pattern with a raised step that helps you position your nail and prevent you from touching the magnet.


Also just like the Nails Inc. magnetic polishes, the over-cap containing the magnet is removable and the bottle the polish comes in is virtually identical as well.



Color Club Cop An Attitude. This is a rusty red copper metallic with little sparkly red and copper microglitter. I love glitter magnetic shades. When you expose the polish to the magnet, all the shimmer in the polish pulls into neat little lines, but the glitter stays where it is and always stands out really well against the dark background left behind by the magnet. This polish is pretty even without the magnet:

Color Club Cop An Attitude, pre-magnet.



Color Club Electro Midnight. A nice steel blue magnetic. When you apply the magnet, you get soft waves of navy blue with slight shimmer and lighter steel blue with lots of silver frost shimmer.



Color Club Hipnotic. This one's a dark raspberry shade. I like the way it separates into a blackened mulberry creme and a brighter purple-ish shimmer because not only does it have good contrast between light and dark, the color is brighter than I expected it to be.



Color Club Magnetic Force. My favorite of the bunch. It's a greyed purple-taupe against a dark neutral brown creme. Almost black, but not quite.


Color Club Sci-Fi. A green with gold and silver shimmer plus big, chunky gold flakes. Looks a bit like Nabi Candid to me, just a bit more green.


Color Club Steel of the Night. Sleek, machine-like black and grey. Looks futuristic to me.

These polishes are all very pretty even without the magnet. Look:

Left to right (all two coats): Electro Midnight, Hipnotic, Sci-Fi, Magnetic Force.


And you don't have to use the magnet vertically (parallel to the nail), either. You can hold it horizontally across your nail to create a longer wave pattern as well.

The formula on these was perfect. Smooth and easy to apply, no trouble whatsoever with the formula. The magnet effect is strong, the dry time is lightning fast, the brushes are good and I didn't have any bubbling or weirdness. I did three coats of each. Most only needed two, but Sci-Fi and Cop An Attitude showed a little nail though the design with only two coats.

What I liked:
  • Good color selection.
  • Nice, strong magnet.
  • Magnet included with each bottle.
  • Magnet is extremely easy to use due to the cuticle guard which is the perfect height to prevent making contact with the magnet, but is also perfectly centered on the design.
  • Good brushes.
  • Super fast drying formula.
  • Some of these look similar to Nabi magnetic colors, but these don't reek like death like the Nabi ones do.

What I didn't like:

  • These bottles look full size, but they're actually only 0.33 fl oz.
  • They're more expensive at $6.00 ($12.oo each if you order directly from Color Club) for a 0.33 fl oz bottle than the China Glaze Magnetix collection ($4.60 online / $10 full retail for a full size 0.5 fl oz bottle). They do come with a magnet on each bottle, though.
  • Sci-Fi gets really brittle when it dries and chips faster than the other colors.

These apply like any other magnetic polish, but your success in forming a perfect design depends on your technique. You can check my magnetic polish FAQ for more details, but a few quick tips:

  • The last coat should be fairly thin. This keeps the magnetic design more crisp/defined looking than a thick coat of polish will.
  • The longer you hold the magnet over the polish, the better your design will be. Using the magnet for 20+ seconds allows the polish to dry slightly while still being influenced by the magnet- this acts to 'lock' the design in place and prevent the design from blurring as quickly.
  • Don't move the magnet or your hand while forming the design. That will cause an extremely faint pattern or no pattern at all. If it gets messed up, just add another coat of polish and try again.

Overall, I think these are pretty good. They're not the cheapest for the amount of product you get, but they work well, the magnet is perfect, they have good color contrast and the colors are all really pretty. This style of magnet (with the little curved, raised plastic lip) is the easiest type to use because it automatically centers the design on your nail and prevents you from touching the magnet.

(This was sent for review.)

The April Fools' Polishes

Good morning, everyone! I'm happy my April Fools' Day joke yesterday made you smile! I think a few people actually took it seriously and thought I had lost my mind... XD

Anyway, some of you were asking about what the polishes actually were (didn't want to answer yesterday and spoil the joke), so here's what I used:

Homestyle Ranch was two coats of OPI Don't Touch My Tutu followed by one coat of Nubar Black Polka Dot, another coat of Don't Touch My Tutu and then a final coat of Black Polka Dot.

Nacho Cheese was Zoya Arizona.

Tangy Barbecue was OPI Mrs. O'Leary's BBQ over OPI Suzi Loves Cowboys.

Spicy Buffalo Wing was OPI A Roll In The Hague.

Honey Mustard was BB Couture For Men Stick Shift.

Now for the part *I* want to know... Did you pull any April Fools pranks on anyone yesterday?? I'm dying to hear!

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Preview of my new polish line!

I've been thinking about designing my very own line of nail polish for a long time, but there are so many indie polish brands now that I really had to think of a way to make my creations stand out in the crowd. Elbow deep into a half-empty bag of Doritos one night, I observed my cheese-dust-stained fingertips with a mixture of awe and disgust and I thought to myself... That's it. I've finally found my inspiration. FLAVORED NAIL POLISH. Kinda like scented nail polish, except instead of just stinking, it tastes like stuff too!

Nail biters, are you sick of the bad taste of normal nail polish? Flavored polish is your answer. Love scented polish, but disappointed that it doesn't taste good also? Flavored polish. Counting calories, but in need of a snack that won't add to your total? Flavored polish. Genius idea, right?? Flavored polish is fat-free, sugar-free, zero carb, and zero calorie. Great taste, less filling! Plus, it makes your nails look real purdy.

The colors are all still in the development phase, but these are the prototypes I have so far:

Homestyle Ranch. The base is a creamy buttermilk white with flecks of fresh cracked pepper and a mixture of eleven secret herbs and spices.


Nacho Cheese. A vivid, unnaturally delicious nacho cheese orange, artificially colored with Annatto and FD&C Yellow #6.



Tangy Barbecue. A molasses and brown sugar base with a bit of tomato and a smoky finish.



Spicy Buffalo Wing. A red hot, vinegar-soaked cayenne pepper. Gives me heartburn just looking at it.


Honey Mustard. A spicy deli mustard yellow with honey for sweetness and just a slight amount of creaminess to pull it all together.

These flavored polishes have a texture that seems like regular nail polish, but it has a secret, patented, space-age formula that allows it to taste good when you lick it. It's extremely high-tech and definitely does not involve pouring the leftover dust from bags of chips into bottles of nail polish. Crazy advanced super secret formula. There's no other polish like this, so please don't attempt to taste or eat any other brand of nail polish. Seriously. Don't eat nail polish.

Now, I haven't been able to come up with a good name for the brand. Tasty Tips? Delicious Digits? Flavored Phalanges by Scrangie? Nacho Mama's Nail Polish. Edible to the Eponychium. Still working on that one.

These are all still prototypes, but I'm aiming for a release date of December 21, 2012. Please click here if you'd like to get on the waiting list!