Showing posts with label Jordana. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Jordana 7" Eyeliner Pencils - Swatches and Review







Here's another Jordana item I've never tried before. It's their 7" Eyeliner Pencil. The have a pretty wide variety of eye pencils, but this is the biggest and the cheapest at only $1.29 each. But, is cheaper really better?


In this case, no. Cheaper is not better. Cheaper is very much not better.

Jordana's website makes these claims about the 7" Eyeliner Pencils:
• Rich, Dense Color Resists Fading
• Smudge-Proof
• Lines, Defines, Accentuates
• Smooth-Glide Formula
• Stays Put in All Weather
• Made In USA

Only one of those claims is true. Can you guess which one?

I don't have much else to say about these, so I'll just give a quick rundown.

What I liked:

  • Low price.
What I didn't like:
  • Terrible pigmentation.
  • Hard, sharp pencils can really hurt the eyes.
  • No color payoff.
  • Severe tugging on the lid occurs when applying.
  • Sticky, waxy formula once you have enough on your eye for the color to show up.
  • Not blendable or smudgeable, very sticky and stiff feeling.
  • Cheap wood barrel splinters and can harm eyes.
  • Nearly impossible to use.

In all honesty, these are not good at all. They're unusable. I actually really irritated the skin on my arm from swatching these hard, sharp, scratchy, pigment-less pencils. I don't recommend them and despite the super low $1.29 price tag, I would not even pay that little amount for these.

If you're looking for an inexpensive drugstore eyeliner pencil, my favorite is the Milani Liquif'Eye line. They're soft and silky, never tug, are waterproof when dry, are super pigmented and absolutely a steal at $8. I know that $8 is much higher than $1.29, but those are truly worth every cent.


(These were sent to me for review.)

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Random Makeup Porn

I have the OPI Skyfall collection sitting here waiting to be swatched, but I have to take a break from swatching for a couple days because I sliced my finger open and it hurts like a mofo when I get nail polish remover in it.  Oh, and want to know how I did it?  I swear, I hurt myself in the dumbest ways (like that one time I cut my hand on ROMAINE LETTUCE)... 

I was reaching for a makeup brush (I keep my brushes upright in a cup) and somehow ended up with a metal lash comb embedded in the side of my finger.  Sorry if you're squeamish about this type of thing, but it totally blew my mind.  When I pulled my hand back, the lash comb was attached.  ARRRGHHHOMGWTF.  And it's my favorite lash comb, too, but from now on I think I'll store it laying down.


Anyway, instead of just not posting anything for a couple days, I thought I'd go through some of my unposted old pictures from half-finished reviews because they're just sitting there uselessly in my drafts folder. 



  Milani Runway Eyes Eyeshadow in Antigua


Milani Runway Eyes Eyeshadow in Golden Touch


 Milani Runway Eyes Eyeshadow in Peaches & Cream



 MAC Lipstick in CB96




 Sephora Colorful Artist Palette (discontinued)



 it Cosmetics Double-Ended Eyeshadow Brush

 it Cosmetics High Performance Eyeshadow Trio in Naturally Pretty




 Milani Lipstick in Mandarina



 Wet n Wild MegaGlo Illuminating Powder in Strike-a-Pose Rose





 Jordana Metal Rocks Eyeliner




 Milani Powder Eyeshadow Palette in Abstract




 Milani Powder Eyeshadow Palette in Impressionist



 Milani Powder Eyeshadow Palette in Paint



Maybelline Blush in Ravishing Rouge (limited edition / discontinued)




Sephora + Pantone Universe Alchemy of Color Lipstick (seems to be discontinued already even though it just came out)


(Some of the items in this post were sent for review.)